First: I can handle the “punt” metaphor four, no more than five, times in one conference call. This includes inclusion of the phrase when referring to a previous usage.

Second: Smoking is a sport that seems to cut a near perfect cross section of society. Members of all socioeconomic, educational and racial demographics seem to equally partake. That being said, it would have just seemed wrong if there wasn’t a cigarette dangling from the mouth of the women who was dumpster diving for a flower bouquet behind the new florist across the street from Rite-Aid. I think it was a 100, which is kinda a different story.

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