I have a new format under consideration.

The idea is that from now on, this blog will be dedicated to events involving, in and/or around getting shot in the face by a vice president. I am sure this activity is destined to become a national pastime and I am looking to be an early adaptor, if not an innovator in this industry.

"My Parents Dragged Me All The Way To Texas....And All I Got Was A Grill Full Of Buckshot."

Honorary Face Shootings could be awarded at University graduation ceremonies. "And now, as honor to this institiuon and all students, faculty, past and present, Dean Wormer will now be shot in the face by former Vice President Gerald Ford...."

I think the biggest issue will be controling the number of Chinese knock-off Vice Presidents that will surely flood the US market.